It’s been almost three months since Star Wars episode VIII came out. There’s been a lot of talk about this movie, the community remains heavily divided about The Last Jedi to this day. I’ve heard lots of arguments both for an against this movie. I’ve thought about it long and hard, and I think I’m […]Read more "Matt Reviews: Star Wars the Last Jedi"
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*Internal Screeching* Boy it’s easy to forget they’re coming out with new Star Wars every year now. Damn. Alright first up impressions. Admittedly this trailer doesn’t have me as excited as I was for Force Awakens, but I’m still pumped. It seems pretty clear they’re going for a darker tone on this one, which, being the […]Read more "Matt Predicts the Plot of Star Wars: The Last Jedi"
Holy Shit you guys, it’s happening. You better hold on to your tithes because it is about to go down. The greatest announcement probably in the entire storied history of the god damn universe. You best believe this shit is going to be down right magical. If you haven’t already heard you best pop a […]Read more "The Greatest Thing in the World: A Moment of Cinematic Genius that Shall be Recorded for All Time: The Children of the Future Will Look at This Moment In Awe: Can’t Wait: Poo Poo Party Parade"
Hoooooly shit, there is a new Star Wars trailer out right now. Also this happened. But as much as I love that picture we’re gonna talk about the trailer. Not gonna lie it kind of snuck up on me. I guess it never really set in that there’s going to be a new Star Wars movie […]Read more "MOAR STARS! MOAR WARS!"
It’s here! It’s finally here! Yes, the critically acclaimed action-adventure-thriller-drama that I’ve been working on for the past few months is finally complete and it releases today. So go and watch it now! Hence forth I will speaking as if you’ve actually seen it, so if you haven’t stop being a little bitch and give […]Read more "The Moistening- World Premier"
I don’t like to swear, but hooooooollllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit. Good god, I think I may need to go to the hospital because this nerd boner simply will not go away. Alright now let’s disperse with the pleasantries and get right down to it. But first, because the internet is full of whiney bitches: SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER! THAR […]Read more "Star Wars: The Force Awakens: In Review"