The Greatest Thing in the World: A Moment of Cinematic Genius that Shall be Recorded for All Time: The Children of the Future Will Look at This Moment In Awe: Can’t Wait: Poo Poo Party Parade

Holy Shit you guys, it’s happening. You better hold on to your tithes because it is about to go down. The greatest announcement probably in the entire storied history of the god damn universe. You best believe this shit is going to be down right magical. If you haven’t already heard you best pop a […]

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The Moistening- World Premier

It’s here! It’s finally here! Yes, the critically acclaimed action-adventure-thriller-drama that I’ve been working on for the past few months is finally complete and it releases today. So go and watch it now! Hence forth I will speaking as if you’ve actually seen it, so if you haven’t stop being a little bitch and give […]

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Return of the Star Warriors

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Star Wars Speculation

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god you guys. STAR WARS! It’s Back! The greatest film franchise in all of human history is making a return THIS YEAR! Gaaaaaaah, the excitement is too much to handle. Han, Luke, Chewie, Leia, R2D2, C3PO, THEY’RE ALL COMING BACK YOU GUYS!!!! I honestly […]

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