Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, and I have been trying (and failing) to write something fun and witty for the past like 5 hours. Well I give up. I don’t know what to say on the matter. So here’s all the random crap I thought up while trying to write about Valentine’s Day. It’s almost Valentine’s […]Read more "Valentime’s Day"
People ask me all the time, and by people I mean Brian asks me all the time, “Matt what is your dream girl like.” Now the lame truth is up until recently (the past few years) I hadn’t really thought about it. I’m mean sure I’ve thought about dating and relationships, but not in terms […]Read more "My Dream Girl"
Come take a seat and let me tell you a story. Many years ago there were two best friends, some might call them the two best friends that anyone could have, but I’m pretty sure that phrase is copyrighted so I shan’t. Together they sailed the ocean blue, or at least the waters of the […]Read more "Serendipity"
Let me begin by saying, I hate you and your incessant PDA. It seems everywhere I go to animals can’t keep their junk in their pants. It’s so annoying. If I wanted to watch two people grope each other I’d go to Sam’s room (Haha, Brian knows what I’m talking about!). Let just list off […]Read more "Public Displays of Affection"
Girls are like Pokemon, they’re all different, and in it takes a master to catch ’em all. Before I go on I want you all to watch the pokemon theme song as a warm up to my words of advice. Now that you all have basked in the glory of the pokemon theme song, we’re […]Read more "Dating Guide for the Socially Awkward Youth"
Some of you will probably remember that odd post I made on Valentine’s Day, well let me take a moment to catch you up on the situation. Way back yonder on Valentine’s Day, after a great deal of contemplation, I decided to send that girl I’ve been talking about, a Valentine. I figured, hey it’s […]Read more "Valentine’s Day Part 2"
Well it’s here again. The day when the couple of the world openly try to make single people feel inadequate. Being single on Valentine’s day is like…like….I’m sorry I’m a bit distracted tonight. They say you learn something new everyday, and today I learned that I suck at talking to pretty girls. To fill yo […]Read more "Valentine’s Day"