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Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, and I have been trying (and failing) to write something fun and witty for the past like 5 hours. Well I give up. I don’t know what to say on the matter. So here’s all the random crap I thought up while trying to write about Valentine’s Day. It’s almost Valentine’s […]Read more "Valentime’s Day"
People ask me all the time, and by people I mean Brian asks me all the time, “Matt what is your dream girl like.” Now the lame truth is up until recently (the past few years) I hadn’t really thought about it. I’m mean sure I’ve thought about dating and relationships, but not in terms […]Read more "My Dream Girl"
Come take a seat and let me tell you a story. Many years ago there were two best friends, some might call them the two best friends that anyone could have, but I’m pretty sure that phrase is copyrighted so I shan’t. Together they sailed the ocean blue, or at least the waters of the […]Read more "Serendipity"
Let me begin by saying, I hate you and your incessant PDA. It seems everywhere I go to animals can’t keep their junk in their pants. It’s so annoying. If I wanted to watch two people grope each other I’d go to Sam’s room (Haha, Brian knows what I’m talking about!). Let just list off […]Read more "Public Displays of Affection"
Girls are like Pokemon, they’re all different, and in it takes a master to catch ’em all. Before I go on I want you all to watch the pokemon theme song as a warm up to my words of advice. Now that you all have basked in the glory of the pokemon theme song, we’re […]Read more "Dating Guide for the Socially Awkward Youth"
Some of you will probably remember that odd post I made on Valentine’s Day, well let me take a moment to catch you up on the situation. Way back yonder on Valentine’s Day, after a great deal of contemplation, I decided to send that girl I’ve been talking about, a Valentine. I figured, hey it’s […]Read more "Valentine’s Day Part 2"