Matt Goes to Mars

I’m going to space. A little while back, I was hanging out with my friends thinking about the future and what I was going to do with my life, when I cam to a decision. I am going to space, it is decided. It takes a special kind of arrogance to believe that you not […]

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Try Not to Die- How to Run a 5K

Running is the world’s second oldest activity, right after mitochondrial respiration. It is one of the few things that unites us all. Every living creature on Earth runs, well with the exception of the occasional sloth who can’t be bothered. They say that some species of antelope are born running, which sets some really high […]

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Dorngeons and Dorgans

Over Thanksgiving Break, my friends and I began playing Dungeons and Dragons. Being noobs at both Dungeoning and Dragooning, we decided to begin with the starter campaign, or for those of you playing along at home, “The Lost Mine of Phandelver!” I expertly took the role of Dungeon Master, and took the liberty of creating everyone’s characters, because […]

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Pub Crawling

I’m just going to come right out and say it. I’m not cut out for the club scene. I can understand the appeal, but it’s not for me, I just value my personal space too much. Let’s start from the beginning shall we. So a few weeks ago some of my friends and I made […]

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Trying Not to Die

Let me be clear about something. I do not have a fear of heights. There’s nothing scary about heights. Heights are just an arbitrary distance, a notch on a ruler. I do however have a deep seeded fear of falling. So a few weeks ago my friends and I made a visit to the Cliffs of […]

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Tomb Raiding

Deep in the heart of Ireland lies an ancient secret, a mystery like no other. More infamous than the map on the back of the Declaration of Independence, more tightly hidden than the Holy Grail underneath the streets of Paris, it’s knowledge lost to the annals of time. Every few years a great adventurer will […]

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So You Want to Have Sex In Space

Warning: As you could probably guess, the post called “So You Want to Have Sex In Space” contains some mature themes and unnecessarily graphic content. Naturally reader discretion is advised, I’m talking to you Grandma! So you managed to book two tickets on your personal spacecraft of your choice (personally I’d go with the SpaceShipTwo, but that’s […]

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