There’s a very good reason I never read the things that I write after I’ve posted them. I don’t like reading insufferable garbage. No, I prefer to remain willfully ignorant of how insufferable I am. “Oh, but Matt, to whatever could you be referring??” Haha, oh man, hindsight, am I right? Ok, let’s move on, […]Read more "Hey Matt, How ya Doin’?"
Ok, look, I know I have a tendency to be a little over dramatic. Sometimes I can be vague in a way that makes things sound worse than they actually are. But this one…yeah this one sucks.
Oh god damnit. Seriously??? I think I’ve officially reached the point where I spend more time talking about how old my blog is than actually blogging. It’s not totally my fault (just mostly), I got a job now, I got responsibilities. There’s only so much time in a day, and I can write a bunch […]Read more "6 Years"
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Damn, you guys…it’s been four years since I started this blog. I can’t believe it took four whole years for this thing to go to shit. When I started Obama was still president, the world looked happy and hopeful, we had just dodged the apocalypse, and I had just gotten over how disappointing The Hobbit: An […]Read more "“HOLY SHIT IT’S BEEN FOUR YEARS” QUADRENNIAL BLOGIVERSARY CELEBRATION EXTRAVAGANZA OF DESTINY: HOW DID I GET HERE SPECIAL: SOMEBODY KILL ME"