“HOLY SHIT IT’S BEEN FOUR YEARS” QUADRENNIAL BLOGIVERSARY CELEBRATION EXTRAVAGANZA OF DESTINY: HOW DID I GET HERE SPECIAL: SOMEBODY KILL ME

Damn, you guys…it’s been four years since I started this blog. I can’t believe it took four whole years for this thing to go to shit. When I started Obama was still president, the world looked happy and hopeful, we had just dodged the apocalypse, and I had just gotten over how disappointing The Hobbit: An […]

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Gilmo Got a Job

As of yesterday I have been offered a junior systems engineering position with Lockheed Martin’s Rotary Mission Systems Division. Ho’ boy does that feel good. Finally I know what I’m going to be doing next year! Granted I still have to figure out where I’m going to live and how I’m going to get around, […]

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Oh man. Uuuuugh. Yeah, so it’s senior year now…which means time to find a job. Ugh. If you can’t tell, I am by no means looking forward to this. Uuuuuuuuuugh. You know what I’m just going to go hid in my bed, then I won’t have to think about this. The part that bugs me […]

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Wakin’ Up

Huh? Wha- Where am I? What time is it? Scratch that, what month is it? God damn what the hell happened. I remember coming home from Atlanta I was all pumped and then I remember getting up the next day to play some well earned video games, aaaaaand now it’s August and I have to go back […]

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On 21

Hey would you look at that it’s my birthday. Through my combined wit, and fortitude I have successfully survived for 21 whole years. Well 21 tropical years, at the time of writing I’m still 20 in sidereal years but who’s counting? In any event turning 21 is a big one so I guess I should […]

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