Damn, you guys…it’s been four years since I started this blog. I can’t believe it took four whole years for this thing to go to shit. When I started Obama was still president, the world looked happy and hopeful, we had just dodged the apocalypse, and I had just gotten over how disappointing The Hobbit: An […]Read more "“HOLY SHIT IT’S BEEN FOUR YEARS” QUADRENNIAL BLOGIVERSARY CELEBRATION EXTRAVAGANZA OF DESTINY: HOW DID I GET HERE SPECIAL: SOMEBODY KILL ME"
Lab got canceled this week, so I have had a delightful respite from the usual hustle and bustle. That being said, I have done absolutely jack shit in terms of work on the blog, so don’t expect anything. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go pee and when I get back we can […]Read more "Top 10 Reasons Your Life is Dumb- and Other Thoughts I Had Today"
Guys I did it! I finally did it! I went viral! Granted it was for all of about 20 minutes two weeks ago, but oh my god you guys, IT FINALLY HAPPENED. Ok, let’s back up. So, as you hopefully know I run another blog called [Last Name] Photography. It’s the same kind of dumb stuff […]Read more "Going Viral"
Social Media has gone too far. Look, Facebook and Twitter are great for talking to friends, and whatnot, but it’s all gotten out of hand. For one people now think that @xxxSexFaXxxx is an acceptable place to get their news from, but more importantly, there are some things I just don’t want to know about […]Read more "Damn You Twitter"
Let’s be honest, how many of your supposed Facebook “friends” do you actually know? And of those 20-30 people, how many of them do you actually talk to? 10? 12? The fact of the matter is yours, mine, and everyone else’s Facebook profiles are saturated with people we hardly know and never plan on talking […]Read more "De-Friended"
So last night I got lost inside a wikipedia loop. If your not familiar with a wikipedia loop allow me to explain. As you may know wikipedia articles often have links to other articles inside of them. Well a wikipedia loop is a phenomenon in which, through the process of repeatedly clicking in-article links, you […]Read more "The Greatest Wikipedia Entry Ever"
I’ve been pretty busy the past few days, and so I haven’t really had time to keep up with my daily schedule. You see in an ordinary day I consume quite a bit of content. I read the NY Times, check out the day’s Cracked articles paruse my favorite youtube channels, and think up funny […]Read more "Playing Catch-Up"