Spring 2015 Reading List

It’s a new year, which means it’s time for a new reading list! I’m quite happy with this semester’s list, it’s a little longer, but unlike last year I don’t have a 500 page anthropological study to get through so it should be a tad lighter overall. I have high hopes for this year’s list, […]

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Reading List: Fall 2014

This semester I was concerned that I had too much on my plate. I had a full load of classes, hard ones too (mostly), and the books I picked contained a sum total of about 1,375 pages, which, I don’t know about you, but that sounds like a lot of pages. Well I can happily […]

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Gilmo’s Urban Dictionary Volume 2

Hold on to your hats ladies and gentlemen because it’s time for the long awaited sequel to Gilmo’s Urban Dictionary!

Shagtastic (adj.)- Any person or action that closely resembles the thinck, knotty, semen infested shag carpeting of many 70’s basements.

Example: “Dayum, that new Xbox One is shagtastic!” or, “I must say, that horse is pretty shagtastic”

It's kinda rajit though
It’s kinda rajit though

Datum (n.)– A fancy word for science types to yell between a chorus of “Eureka” and “Deoxyribonucleic Acid!”

Example: “Stymie, fetch me some Datum!”, or “Egad! Datum! “

Brolationship (n.)– The strong and immortal bond that ties two bros together. Brolationships often involve bizarre mating rituals and a series of duties and/or a moral system, colloquially called a “bro-code”.

Example: “Dude you gotta start upholding your end of the brolationship.” or “Their brolationship is really going strong after their bro date.”

Eskimo Brother status not required
Eskimo Brother status not required

Vajay Jay (n.)– A small bird with a pair of signiture wings often called “flaps”. Vajay Jays are very common living on all of the continents except for Antarctica. They generally live in warm, moist, and otherwise humid climates.

Example: “Gatzooks! It’s a Vajay Jay!”, or, “Look honey, I think I’ve spotted the Vajay Jay!”

Actually never mind, that's a Blue Jay
Actually never mind, that’s a Blue Jay

Bro Date (n.)– Two guys just having a good time out on the town, nothing weird.

Example: “I had a really nice bro date tonight”, or “are you excited for our bro date”

That about sums it up
That about sums it up

Crowdsource (vb.)– The act of putting all your work on the internet so random people can do it for you.

Example: “Gilmo’s Urban Dictionary is now Crowdsourced! Send all your definitions to GilmosWorld@gmail.com!”

Oh, so it's just like the other (more popular) one now...ew
Oh, so it’s just like the other one now…lame

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The 2013-2014 Reading List

If you know me (which, chances are, you do) then you know that my mother is a Librarian. Now when people find out that my mom is the worlds greatest librarian they often ask something on the order of, “huh…so do you like…read a lot of books?” And the truth is no, at least not […]

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Why Movies Based on Books Suck

Everyone has had the same experience. You’re reading your favorite series, be it Harry Potter (garbage), or Twilight (cliche garbage), or Lord of the Rings (the greatest books you will ever read) when suddenly you find out that they’re turning you’re favorite series into a movie! You patiently wait for months until it premieres, you’re […]

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