Matt’s 12 Days of Vaguely Religious Winter-Themed Festivities

The holiday season is in full swing! The radio stations are packed with holiday tunes, the streets are covered in snow, and the stores are filled with violent sociopaths! Well it’s high time I joined in on the fun, so starting today I’m launching what we’re calling: “Matt’s 12 Days of Vaguely Religious Winter-Themed Festivities”!

Ah I was so young and innocent back 2012
Ah I was so young and innocent back then…in 2012

Everyday from now until the worst day of the year to be jewish we’ll be bringing you a brand post. But that’s not all since we’re so full of holiday cheer (so that’s what the kids are calling it these days) we’re going to launch a ton of new stuff, starting today!

We’re super-duper excited to be launching [Last Name] Photography!

It's pretty legit
It’s pretty legit

If you’re familiar with Matt’s Photoblog Monthly, you’ll know exactly what to expect. [Last Name] Photography or LNP for short is a collection of all the greatest photos from the oh so talented photographers here at Gilmo’s World. Don’t worry Matt’s Photoblog Monthly will still appear here on this site, but now if you’re tired of waiting for a whole month to see what those crazy photographers have been up to, you catch up with them right now!

Right now they're feeling lonley
Right now they’re feeling lonley

But of course that’s not all. We’ve also come up with some cheeky lyrics for you to follow along with our 12 day blog-ebration (remind me never to use that word again):

On the First day of Matt’s Vaguely Religious Winter-Themed Festivities my true love gave to me:

Matt sitting in a pine tree!

[Artist Approximation]
[Artist’s Approximation]
We’ve got a whole 12 days planned out ahead of us (oh yeah, we like wrote stuff down and everything!) so grab some popcorn, your favorite pair of 3D glasses, and your support wlama and get ready because you’re in for quite the ride.

You may have to look at my dumb face though
You may have to look at my dumb face though