*Internal Screeching* Boy it’s easy to forget they’re coming out with new Star Wars every year now. Damn. Alright first up impressions. Admittedly this trailer doesn’t have me as excited as I was for Force Awakens, but I’m still pumped. It seems pretty clear they’re going for a darker tone on this one, which, being the […]Read more "Matt Predicts the Plot of Star Wars: The Last Jedi"
Damn, you guys…it’s been four years since I started this blog. I can’t believe it took four whole years for this thing to go to shit. When I started Obama was still president, the world looked happy and hopeful, we had just dodged the apocalypse, and I had just gotten over how disappointing The Hobbit: An […]Read more "“HOLY SHIT IT’S BEEN FOUR YEARS” QUADRENNIAL BLOGIVERSARY CELEBRATION EXTRAVAGANZA OF DESTINY: HOW DID I GET HERE SPECIAL: SOMEBODY KILL ME"
Perviously our intrepid group of heroes found themselves in the ruined town of Thundertree. Amid searching the town for loot they met Reidroth the Druid who warned them of a dragon who lived in the ruins of the old mage’ tower. Fearing themselves too underpowered to take on a Dragon the group continued on their […]Read more "Dragon Slayers – Dorngeons and Dorgans Part 11"
As of yesterday I have been offered a junior systems engineering position with Lockheed Martin’s Rotary Mission Systems Division. Ho’ boy does that feel good. Finally I know what I’m going to be doing next year! Granted I still have to figure out where I’m going to live and how I’m going to get around, […]Read more "Gilmo Got a Job"
Previously on Dorngeons and Dorgans, Atlas, Carlos, Cinnamon, and Elephant were making their way through the fearsome Cragmaw Castle. After fighting off a few ambushes they managed to make their way to the head of the goblin keep Grol who was holding Gundren Rockseer hostage. The group fought Grol, his pet wolf, and his associate, […]Read more "A Good Day To Kill Goblins- Dorngeons and Dorgans Part 10"
When we last left our humble adventurers, they had just regrouped with their friends Elephant, and made their way to Cragmaw Castle, the mysterious headquarters of the local goblin faction. After a bit of scouting, they found a way to get inside undetected. Once inside they fumbled their way around, alerting a few hobgoblins, whom […]Read more "Baby Kickers- Dorngeons and Dorgans Part 9"